Let’s face it. Nobody is perfect. We all do things from time to time that don’t necessarily nurture the soul and inspire greatness. But that doesn’t mean we can’t relish the moments when we just need to turn off the intellect and indulge in some bad behavior. So kick back, pop a cork and let WineFlirt guide you through perfect pairings for all of your guilty pleasure moments.

When you’re watching the Real Housewives of New York: To say that Ramona loves her Pinot Grigio would be an understatement bigger than Kelly Bensimon’s crazy meltdown on that ill-fated trip to St. John. So what else could you possibly drink while watching these “housewives” squawk, snip, and snap at each other on the reunion special? We recommend the 2008 Yalumba Y Series Pinot Grigio from Australia. It’s well-balanced (unlike the cast of the show) with juicy fruit and mineral, and it’s got a super classy screw cap. At $10 a bottle, you won’t feel guilty enjoying it.

When you’re watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey: The ladies of this show wear their Italian heritage with pride, although we’re not so sure Danielle Staub is actually Italian. Or named Danielle Staub. Or residing in reality. But that is neither here nor there. You should definitely be drinking something from the old country that doesn’t make the Italian Nonna’s dig too deep into their biscotti jars. We like the La Carraia Sangiovese from Umbria. For $10, you get nice fruit and less acidity than typical Italian versions. Which means you can drink it easily on its own while taking in this train wreck.

When you’re reading US Weekly, Perez, or TMZ: Whether you are a gossip junkie or an occasional gawker, most of us have stuck our noses into Brangelina’s business at one point or another. While you see “Who wore it best?” or the latest photo montage of celebrity’s and their cellulite, you are going to need something with a touch of sweetness to balance out those tart tongued comments. We’d go with the 2006 Hardy’s Shiraz from Southeastern Australia. It’s jammy and fruity and will only set you back $19. Even better? It comes in a three liter box that you can tap wherever you read your daily dirt.

When you’re watching So You Think You Can Dance With The Stars Like An American Idol Who’s Got Talent?: We all love talent competitions. They have everything a guilty pleasure should: flashy costumes, suspense, behind the scenes drama, and of course, the judges panel made up of heroes, villains, and the requisite nonsensical babbler. So when you tune in for the results show, have some bubbly on hand to toast the evenings winners or drown your sorrow for the losers. We’d be drinking the Sofia Single Mini Blanc de Blanc from Coppola. It’s lively and refreshing and comes in an adorable pink can with matching straw. Invite some friends over for a viewing party, a 4 pack is only $16.

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